What would be the title of your autobiography? "King Linden."
What's your favorite memory from childhood? "Adulthood."
What gets on your nerves? "Racism, fascism, hatred, bigotry, stupidity, and self-promoting, loud-mouthed, opinionated, obnoxious, narrow-minded, non-accepting, noisy, germy, slow-driving-in-the-left-hand-lane a--holes who don't even know they're a--holes."
What talent do you wish you were born with? "Is a trust fund a talent [laughs]?"
Do you have a lucky charm "Yes, I do. Susan Walters [Diane, Y&R; his real-life spouse]."